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3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Hi Evy! Happy Friday!! Let me give your question a good thought........ *waiting for my coffee to kick in
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
Evy, go back to playing words with friends and stop posting ridiculous threads.
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
Where all the Hawt aZn girls at?
*cracks open beer*
*deleted comment*
3/12/2010
blissful ignoranc e. says:
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l i l
l love l
l vagina! l
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3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
Who won the last game Evy? We have an epic war that will never end.
3/12/2010
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M T. says:
You did, Justin...but I beat you 80% of the time.
See? This thread has already been hijacked :-P
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
*obligatory snide political comment*
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
80% of the time??? Maybe 60.
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
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l l
l FREE l
l LANCE l
l______________ l
ll
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l
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
It's Friday and it's going to rain. We might as well start talking about sex, bjs, Mike Z, or... someone please flush the toilet!!
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
*wikipedia link*
*wikipedia link*
*wikipedia link*
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Hi Matilda, I have a treat for you!!!
3/12/2010
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M T. says:
Justin, I didn't see you today. I feel like such an inadequate stalker.
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Justin N. says:
Evy, go back to playing words with friends and stop posting ridiculous threads.
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Yea she should totally go back to playing scrabble against herself!
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
At this point, Joe G. says something to enrage Lane, who takes it out on Tsada, who crushes Lane between her ample bosom.
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
This comment violated Yelp's terms of service and has been removed.
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
wow evy, you see that? Umesh is implying you have no friends. ouch. you should assault him.
3/12/2010
blissful ignoranc e. says:
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l will l
l swallow l
l for l
l ROTD l
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3/12/2010
from Yelp for iPhone
M T. says:
No...he's just referencing a facebook post.
I got so bored I played a game against myself.
*shame*
3/12/2010
from Yelp for iPhone
M T. says:
In all fairness, Umesh...I'm going to have to punish you for bringing Facebook here.
I think I'm going to put my fist up your ass, pull out your intestines, and wear them as leg warmers while I Jazzercise.
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
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Never saw that one before, pretty impressive.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
blissful ignoranc e. says:
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Oh that's cute.
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ooo
oooo
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Evy, when did I *ever* bring up FB here ?
I merely *conjectured* that you *probably* play board games against yourself :-)
*leaves out the part about who wins, and who gets left behind disappointed*
3/12/2010
blissful ignoranc e. says:
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
I'm awake now... (after taking a HUGE shit) oh wait- are those easter eggs?
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
No, they are bunny poop. Can you do a napping kitten?
3/12/2010
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M T. says:
Alexandra and Juv. Instead of calling you I am going to ask you here if you would like to get drinks later tonight.
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
Is this thread about Megan's boobs yet?
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
it's about herbert's boobs
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
It's not about Justin's skinny jeans?
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Did someone say hookers and blow? I'm here for the hookers and blow.
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
Juv C. says:
Did someone say hookers and blow? I'm here for the hookers and blow.
______________________
*winks at Juv*
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Umesh, I don't remember asking you to speak. *rolls up newspaper and smacks you on the nose*
*scoots seat next to Herbert*. How you doin?
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
*pours Juv a drink*
Hey good lookin'...
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Evy, how long do you get to play tonight?
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Juv C. says:
Umesh, I don't remember asking you to speak. *rolls up newspaper and smacks you on the nose*
*scoots seat next to Herbert*. How you doin?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How come *everyone else* gets preferential treatment and I'm the only one chained up in the basement???
*putting up protest placards in the basement*
3/12/2010
from Yelp for iPhone
M T. says:
Until I meet up with my man. He's having a man festival so I thought I'd get some girl time.
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Umesh, do you know how many people would love to get smacked by a newspaper by me? Be thankful you get this privilege.
Evy, I've gotta go to a beer tasting from 6-7 but I'm free to grope you after that.
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
I'm not "everyone", Umey...
And, while I'm not the "only one" either, I'm definitely one of the best...
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
Hell **s up in this
3/12/2010
A J. says:
=! the meta thread
3/12/2010
Robert H. says:
I can kick both your asses at Words with friends
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
skinny green ninja unicorn?
wtf
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
I think Umey wants to get next to Justin's "horn"
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
Was there a topic to begin with?
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Alexandra "the Tsaritsa-- Get thee to a nunnery!" N. says:
you didn't put an insult in there so it couldn't be about me.
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LMAO !!! Very smart , evil step !!!
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
umesh and alexandra are step siblings???
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
This thread reeks of burning human flesh.
Hi Robert!
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
Are you hittin' on me, Umey?
I mean, I know you're King of Mt. Creepy, but I'm pretty sure I'm not your type...
3/12/2010
Alexandra "the Tsaritsa is www.theTsaritsasez.com/" N. says:
Justin N. says:
umesh and alexandra are step siblings???
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Justin's slow on the uptake. Yup, we've been step siblings for some time, now.
It's kinda like the movie, Cruel Intentions.
3/12/2010
Robert H. says:
Juv, are you still dreaming about me? You haven't sent me special PM's in a while
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Alexandra "the Tsaritsa-- Get thee to a nunnery!" N. says:
It's kinda like the movie, Cruel Intentions.
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Errr ... don't go there !
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
is it like cruel intentions because you secretly want to fuck umesh?
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Juv C. says:
This thread reeks of burning human flesh.
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*hopes Juv's got no plans to burn the house down with me still chained in*
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
I just threw up in my mouth.
3/12/2010
Robert H. says:
Evy's gonna get a beat down. Expect an eventual thread about how words with friends sucks
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
well for the record you just pointed out you and umesh are like the step siblings in cruel intentions, and for the record the step sister is constantly trying to talk her step brother into some fucking time.
just sayin.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Is this thread about survival of the fittest yet?
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
I think I just heard Umesh's erection hit his desk from miles away.
3/12/2010
Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:
Umesh "the way to my stomach is through my heart" T. says:
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That's a really cool one !
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You son of a bitch!
That squiggly thing is mine! I started using it!
Stop or I will choke you, again.
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Robert shows up and everyone leaves. What an asshole.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Hello bitches!!!
3/12/2010
Robert H. says:
*sprays Axe on pits and chest*
3/12/2010
Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:
Look I didn't ask for a lesson on what the squiggly thing is called.
I just simply pointed out that it's the thing I use!
It's mine, and I'm out of the threads for a few days, or weeks, can't keep track, and Umesh steals my thing!?
What next?
He's going to start threatening violence too??
I feel like he's stealing my identity :(
Umesh, I know where you live.
3/12/2010
Valeria "Booleria" R. says:
*enters thread*
*makes lame joke about Diana's purported Canadian heritage*
*snickers and exits thread*
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Waaay too much love from everyone first thing in the morning ... hope my weekend is better
aaah it's gonna rain.
at least it's not gonna be a snow-storm.
my weekend *will* be better
3/12/2010
Frank Z. says:
HEY! I have an important thread about purses going on. Get over there NOW!
3/12/2010
M T. says:
diana!!!
*pees*
I heart violence.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
What should I cut next?
3/12/2010
M T. says:
Meeeee!
Has Clyff deleted his account yet?!
I'm so out of the loop :(
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
*dumps bong water on thread*
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Alexandra "the Tsaritsa-- Get thee to a nunnery!" N. says:
I'm still really embarrassed that I was so loud and wrong about "tilde."
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But you're not embarrassed about the movie reference?
You need to get your embarrassment-priority right.
3/12/2010
C "ChubbyBunny" B. says:
I hear this is the thread for people who haven't been on Yelptalk in weeks?
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
I'm embarrassed to know you people.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
omg, CB!!! I was thinking about you this morning. Good to see ya!!
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
CB graced us with her presence. My life is complete.
3/12/2010
C "ChubbyBunny" B. says:
Hi Alice, Hi Juv :)
Alice was thinking about me this morning. That's hot.
Juv, I was starting to miss stalking you.
3/12/2010
Robert H. says:
I figured you were captured by the Bull Dyke, CB
3/12/2010
C "ChubbyBunny" B. says:
No Robert, Uncle F*cker hasn't gotten me yet!! *knocks on wood*
3/12/2010
Robert H. says:
Good to see you back in the muck of Talk. Guess what you missed!?!?!?!
Lance is in yitmo
Politics have not brought us together.
There's a challenge to see who has more white guilt
Oh, I guess it's the same shit
3/12/2010
Frank Z. says:
C B is self-censoring, too?! Holy F*ck!
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
CB that's my job. Oh how I miss sitting atop that tree branch outside of your bedroom window with my nose pressed up against the glass watching you slip on your knee-highs one by one before you leave for work. *sigh*
3/12/2010
Harmonika S. says:
I had a dear friend who decided to study the typical Yelp thread progression on a cold, wet Friday morning in San Francisco, and she died.
3/12/2010
C "ChubbyBunny" B. says:
Juv, now everybody knows you're lying. I don't ever "leave for work." :(
Frank, I've always had to censor myself. Certain people that I blame you for, like to flag.
3/12/2010
C "ChubbyBunny" B. says:
Robert, but what about the more pressing issues that Yelptalk seems to overlook? Like boobs, drugs, drinking, and asian women?
3/12/2010
Robert H. says:
Megan's on vacay. That's the void she creates when she's offline
3/12/2010
Frank Z. says:
I'm all about enriching people's lives, C B.
3/12/2010
Valeria "Booleria" R. says:
17 minutes ago Alice A. says: omg, CB!!! I was thinking about you this morning.
*********
You wanna know what's nuts? I thought about her too this morning!
When Alice and I conjure together, there's no limit as to what we can achieve.
Also, the answer to your question, Miles, is yes.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Hi Valeria! I know, we are going to move mountains today. In sync, ONE, TWO, THReeee!
The way it happened (thinking about CB) was, I started unloading my dish rack and for no reason whatsoever I thought, "Where has CB been? Hibernating? " and popped in my head was a vivid picture of her in her red sweater from when I met her a few months ago.
I am a total stalker.
3/12/2010
C "ChubbyBunny" B. says:
Actually it was a gray sweater with a red scarf, Alice. I'm so disappointed in your fantasies, I mean, thoughts of me!
Umesh - I missed the incantations, but I did feel a stirring within my dark soul that it was time for me to come out of hibernation for a day.
*hugs Valeria* hey lady!
3/12/2010
M T. says:
what a fucking circle jerk.
*spinds around in the middle*
3/12/2010
M T. says:
*makes spinds a new word*
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Hehe, CB, maybe I thought of you in red, cuz that's HAWT!!! I hope you are not offended.
3/12/2010
C "ChubbyBunny" B. says:
Woah Umesh, I posted like 3 minutes after that. I swear I wasn't stalking your every word. hahahah
I popped on to respond to some messaged, saw Evy had posted a thread, and wanted to make all her dreams come true by gracing it with my big butt. Now she can sleep peacefully tonight.
3/12/2010
C "ChubbyBunny" B. says:
messaged/messages
Being off Yelptalk has ruined my typing.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Umesh will you bring me some fried chicken wings for lunch? I will love you forever.
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Alice A. says:
Umesh will you bring me some fried chicken wings for lunch? I will love you forever.
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I am not sure which one will hurt me more:
The trouble of going all the way to spend money on fried chicken wings
OR
having a stalker for life
hmmm...
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Wow, I see how it is. YOu are dead to me.
3/12/2010
K "your participation is voluntary" G. says:
C "ChubbyBunny" B. says:
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it about fuckin time. i was in your profile reading your reviews trying to get a clue as to where to find you and make you log on to yelp.
3/12/2010
Megan D. says:
My boobs send their love from Venice Beach
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
Megan "Jew knight" D. says:
My boobs send their love from Venice Beach
________________________
Useless without pictures.
3/12/2010
Che "Mmm mmm, this is swell!" D. says:
It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works.
3/12/2010
M T. says:
Venice was my favorite part of LA. I miss the canals, and playing at the beach all day.
3/12/2010
C "ChubbyBunny" B. says:
K "you bite me, I say thank you!" G. says:
it about fuckin time. i was in your profile reading your reviews trying to get a clue as to where to find you and make you log on to yelp.
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This actually made me laugh. You rock KG, hahahaha
Matilda: Not nice!!!
3/12/2010
giggler "EFG" E. says:
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Is that bunny taking a shit?
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Yes, the bunny is pooping.
3/12/2010
M T. says:
I'm a model.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
how is this thread still going on?
3/12/2010
M T. says:
I'm not a genius but I play one on Yelp.
Justin, I don't know...
3/12/2010
M T. says:
Where's Ting? The nice one. I miss her.
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
I see Ting all the time lately.
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Ugh this thread reeks of circlejerkers. *slams door*
3/12/2010
M T. says:
*warm fuzzy*
3/12/2010
Theo "We regret to inform you." R. says:
Juv C. says:
Ugh this thread reeks of circlejerkers. *slams door*
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I jerk in a straight line.
Okay sometimes it's a bit of a blast pattern, but never full circle - I would need at least seven girls for that.
3/12/2010
gwynnie p. says:
yelp used to be a lot better
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
People used to be originaler.
3/12/2010
Megan D. says:
1 hour ago Herbert "some of this trouble just finds me..." P. says:
Megan "Jew knight" D. says:
My boobs send their love from Venice Beach
________________________
Useless without pictures.
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I was thinking about going to the touristy part of the beach and getting a caricature pic of them
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
This has become the abyss of non sequiturs.
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Alexandra "the Tsaritsa-- Get thee to a nunnery!" N. says:
Stalking is illegal, right?
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Then why haven't they put you away yet?
3/12/2010
M T. says:
My anus is bleeding.
I am a banana.
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
*begs Juv to come back*
3/12/2010
gwynnie p. says:
*bees is a contract killer. juv kills without contracts. this is what yelp version 7.250 has come to*
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Aren't you glad you're still part of the sunshine Gwynnie.
3/12/2010
Frank Z. says:
Umesh "the way to my stomach is through my heart" T. says:
*gets a torniquet for Evy's bleeding anus*
damn ! where do I tie it ?
===============
Look for her pink sock
3/12/2010
M T. says:
I love that you got my reference, Alexandra. My bf showed me the video and it made me happy.
Everybody dance!
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Matilda, I will come bearing treats next month. You're favorites will be duly noted.
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
Back to the top of the pile with this one.
3/12/2010
M T. says:
Thanks Matilda! *scratches behind ears*
3/12/2010
M T. says:
Everything looks perfect from far away.
"Come down, now." But we'll stay.
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
I don't have to listen to you Alice.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Awww, Matilda. I got a treat for you. You used to like me! remember?
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
How dare you Matilda. I promise treats and I get nothing, not even a lick on the face. Evy(that damn evil whore) scratches you and your tail wags?
*slams door. again.*
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
This is not working out well for me.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Hey blissful, can you make a mongoose?
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
striking a cobra?
3/12/2010
Frank Z. says:
*sad because Juv never visited his amazing thread about purses*
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
*sad because Juv won't schedule her tattoo appointments around my life*
3/12/2010
Ting A. says:
Alexandra "the Tsaritsa-- Get thee to a nunnery!" N. says:
She's around, Evy. Probably watching us from afar and smiling.
--
hahaha, you make me sound like god, alexandra.
justin - don't sound TOO thrilled. =P i can purposely avoid you if you want.
hi evy! :D aww, i miss your face too.
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
\m/ I'll be down shortly \m/
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Men are so needy. Gawwd.
Frank - all my comments were deemed inappropriate, apparently I've got a dirty mouth. *blinks innocently* But one finally went thru.
Herb - don't make me roll up a newspaper.
3/12/2010
blissful ignoranc e. says:
(\__(\
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(____) l
(______) ^
(_______)
more like a rabid gopher attacking a rattlesnake - I know. it's close enough,huh?
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
Hi Juv!!!
*looks cute*
*wags tail*
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Which part is the snake?
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Matilda, you are dead to me!
3/12/2010
blissful ignoranc e. says:
what- can't see his coiled body, beady snake-like eyes, deadly venomous fangs and forked snake tongue? the goper ears on the top line should slide to the right about 1/2"...
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
What kind of person hates cute little dogs?
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Frank farting:
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((( )))
3/12/2010
blissful ignoranc e. says:
Matilda "is that food?" G. says:
What kind of person hates cute little dogs?
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I've read that Hitler wasn't a huge fan...
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
*rubs matilda's belly and showers her with delicious treats*
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Excuse me Matilda. Juv slams the door on you and you roll over for a belly rub. I offered a delicious treat and you completely ignored me. I don't take well to being ignored by four legged beings.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Kitty with big boobs--who would that be?
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
Juv...I know I've told you this before, but you honestly can't threaten me with a good time...
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Umesh "the way to my stomach is through my heart" T. says:
Frank looks angry. Maybe he's letting it all out with a vengeance!
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He is concentrating.
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Juv C. says:
Herb - don't make me roll up a newspaper.
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And I thought the newspaper treatment was a privilege accorded solely to me ! bah !
3/12/2010
M T. says:
I'm not a whore, Juv!
...but I am evil.
TING!
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Don't worry umesh, unlike others, there is absolutely no pleasure in smacking you. You are still privileged.
3/12/2010
blissful ignoranc e. says:
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l jesus l
l loves l
l whores l
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l l
l l
l l
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Evy, you're whatever the fuck I say you are. Now come over here and sit on my lap.
Alexandra's right. It's better to stay away from us. We entertain ourselves with speeches about Hermione going to Harvard. To Hermione!
3/12/2010
Alexandra "the Tsaritsa is www.theTsaritsasez.com/" N. says:
Juv C. says:
Evy, you're whatever the fuck I say you are. Now come over here and sit on my lap.
Alexandra's right. It's better to stay away from us. We entertain ourselves with speeches about Hermione going to Harvard. To Hermione!
__________________
I wanted to kiss you when you toasted to Hermione. Highlight of the night!
3/12/2010
gwynnie p. says:
points to justin's crotch
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Juv C. says:
You are still privileged.
~~~~~~~~~~
Feels a rush of warmth emanating from the core of my heart pervading my body, spirit, and soul
3/12/2010
M T. says:
Gwynnie just pointed to justin's crotch. Totally not ehre for me?
Alexandra and Juv, why don't you stop talking about all the fun you've had without me?
And I'm a LADY!
3/12/2010
Justin N. says:
Pardon, but how did my crotch get involved in this ridiculousness?
3/12/2010
M T. says:
This thread is about creepy, nasty things, Justin.
:-D
Alexandra, I'm not playing your mind games.
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
I'm disappointed in myself for not schmoozing with Harry. Dumbledore would not approve.
3/12/2010
Ting A. says:
juv denied me some action last night. what a tease.
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Alexandra, remember last night when *whispers* said *whispers*. That was so funny! And then *whispers* totally tried to *whispers* me?! Best. Night. Ever. *flashes evil smile to Evy*
3/12/2010
Frank Z. says:
TING!!!
Come over to my thread. It's cozy like a purse.
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Evy, they were talking about that one time when you had the sleepover when Juv and Xdronico snuck downstairs (while you were sleeping) to the kitchen to abuse the vegetables on each other on the countertop.
And Yes, that explains the gazpacho you all had for breakfast the next day .
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
Umesh....RUN. Now. I'll give you a head start. You better hope you've done enough cardio today.
3/12/2010
M T. says:
Umesh, you can always take it to the ultimate level of creepiness.
Ting was there last night, too?!
3/12/2010
M T. says:
I just had an awesome vision of me standing over Umesh's corpse holding a bloody baseball bat.
There was much laughter.
3/12/2010
M T. says:
Thanks, Al. I'll keep that in mind.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
See? Umesh, don't you wish you had updated your condom now? For better protection against such violence?
3/12/2010
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M T. says:
You people have some serious issues. You just piled all over my thread.
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
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3/12/2010
Robert H. says:
You're all faggots. Have a good weekend folks!
3/12/2010
blissful ignoranc e. says:
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3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Evy "Lollipop" S. says:
You people have some serious issues. You just piled all over my thread.
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But isn't this what you wanted to see ? A live example of how a Yelp Thread progresses?
3/12/2010
Robert H. says:
Thanks for agreeing with me
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
Lance is holding a gun to my head.
He wants me to say bad things but I won't let him.
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HELP ME!!!
3/12/2010
Umesh "there is vapour in my mouth" T. says:
Alexandra "the Tsaritsa-- Get thee to a nunnery!" N. says:
Mmm, tasty gazpacho.
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I am sure you enjoyed making the Gazpacho as much as you enjoyed eating it. :-D
3/12/2010
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M T. says:
Joe, Bo...?
I would totally kill you in a rap battle.
3/12/2010
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M T. says:
It's on. Like a tick on a fawn...motherfuckers on my lawn.
Cherry pie now.
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
The Magistrate slipped on a banana peel.
3/12/2010
Herbert P. says:
Matilda, tell Lance to stop exhaling weed smoke in your ears...
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
Shut up Herbert, I like it.
3/12/2010
Matilda G. says:
I'm more like a whore, I know who buys the kibble.
3/12/2010
Juv C. says:
I have evy's cherry pie right here. On my bed.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Lance is back!! Welcome to the land of the free!
3/12/2010
Lance "Lancehole" G. says:
I would like to thank Alice and all my loyal subjects for their patience during my absence.
3/12/2010
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M T. says:
This thread was about lance...thanks for finally showing.
3/12/2010
Alice A. says:
Evy, it only took like 370 posts until he finally showed up.
3/13/2010
Juv C. says:
Bows to thongs? This just got interesting.
3/13/2010
Alice A. says:
Juv, he is clearly talking about you since I am only wearing a lacy hipster.
3/13/2010
Herbert P. says:
I'm here for the concubines.
3/13/2010
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M T. says:
Undies? Pfft. I don't wear them.
Depends is where it's at. I love shitting myself.
3/13/2010
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Juv C. says:
Im enjoying having Evy nude on my bed in her Cinderella diaper.
3/13/2010
Alice A. says:
Depends comes in Cinderella print?
3/13/2010
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M T. says:
What the fuck is a Cinderella diaper?
Sometimes you just take it too far, Jib.
3/15/2010
Juv C. says:
I thought I flagged this dirty thread? *presses flag button repeatedly*
3/15/2010
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M T. says:
Juv, so what did you think of our replacement Alexandra on Friday? Too hairy?
3/15/2010
Alice A. says:
Juv, perhaps the Flag button is like the FUC buttons. Every other time cancels it. Press just once and wait?
3/15/2010
Alice A. says:
Evy, if you mean why I haven't flagged it yet, that's cuz I am still waiting to find out whether Depends come in Cinderella prints.
3/15/2010
Alice A. says:
Hey we are all here for a group hug!!! ((((()))))))
3/15/2010
Alice A. says:
Speaking of stubbles, do you ladies have special shaver kit that works well for depilation?
3/15/2010
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M T. says:
*speechless*
I know you're talking about Curmie, right? He misses you.
3/15/2010
Alice A. says:
Is he soft and fuzzy?
3/15/2010
Matilda G. says:
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3/15/2010
Alice A. says:
What, Lance in the hole AGAIN? For what?
3/15/2010
Alice A. says:
I think that's pretty good for a puppy.
3/15/2010
Matilda G. says:
I have no idea why this time but he seems to have a parade of flaggots following him.
3/15/2010
K "X" O. says:
I think he flags himself....it's a sickness really.
3/15/2010
Bernadette "wants more food" R. says:
Someone will get your, you're, there, their, and/or they're wrong somewhere in they're post. See. ok lame...
Anywho, has butt sex been mentioned? If not, I'm adding that one to the list.
3/15/2010
Juv C. says:
Evy promised me an army of hair dolls for my birthday.
*patiently waiting*
Alice, you don't know about Cinderella diapers? It allows us to be stylish while we're making long drives to stalk our prey.
3/15/2010
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M T. says:
I have a few days left to make them. I've collected ample supply from you and Alexandra.
3/15/2010
K "X" O. says:
I love it, we go from razor burn to the astronaut lady !!
3/15/2010
Frank Z. says:
I'm so hungry I could eat a purse.
3/15/2010
Alice A. says:
My lunch is heating up!!
3/15/2010
Matilda G. says:
If you put Frank and Alice's posts together.....
3/15/2010
K "X" O. says:
What's for lunch Alice ? Carla's Cafe in Fidi used to be great....now sadly it blows. My lunch was salty : (
3/15/2010
Alice A. says:
It was the left over stuff I made last week. Yesterday I made this killer BLT sandwich! It's so good when the bacon is still hot from the grill.... against the cold crisp lettuce and juicy tomato... I also put in some sunny ripe avocado......you know?
3/15/2010
K "X" O. says:
That sounds wonderful Alice....especially with the avocado.
3/15/2010
Alice A. says:
Umesh, I make great over-easy eggs. I discovered the secret to success! Thanks, Kristy! Maybe I will make you one some day...
3/15/2010
Matilda G. says:
Has anyone mentioned Mike Z. lately?
3/15/2010
Bill "TRON" M. says:
Joe "Pickles" G. says:
Like the astronaut lady
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Now that woman knew how to love
3/15/2010
Bill "TRON" M. says:
I learned two new things today:
Aggorance and the phrase, 'Bro Montana'.
yes...a man called me bro Montana with a straight face today.
3/15/2010
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M T. says:
Christopher, I'm going to chop off your fingers and gouge them into your eye sockets.
3/15/2010
Bill "TRON" M. says:
I think Bro Montana is just another progression of 'bro'.
ie...Broham and all that shit.
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